New Pie Box Design

Using semi-stale emulsion made for a 'distressed' appearance which plays into 

the rustic look as requested by the Texas Pie Kitchen. Call it a happy accident.

Order your holiday pies from TPK, but only if yer gonna be in the Austin area. 

visit www.texaspiekitchen.org for details.

PEACE!

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Bonus

Spec shirts for mega-metal group, Golden Axe.

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Cuttin' an' ascratchin'

As stated in previous posts here, new equipment brings new challenges.

So we spent some time getting to know our 4/1 tabletop press.

Here are some of the results...
The 'Che' tee came out fuzzy so we've included the graphic as it appears on paper.

And the last two images are front and back of the same garment.

Celebrations.

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Oldie but goldie

To the trained eye, a new and improved logo for this most recent run of a Laser classic...

BING BING BING!!

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The same, but different...

Banged out fifty rags (that's squeegee-talk for shirts) for THE JONX!

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Whammy!

This is Laser Diagnostix's latest acquisition: 

a four color/one station SilverPress. 

One part metal. One part real.

A very exciting time indeed. Let's ROCK!
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The World Is A Ghetto

Front and reverse of the last job on the homemade rig. Tomorrow I will have a four color/one station manual table top press. Joy.

Three words have been ringing through my ears like a mantra, "Prepress, prepress, prepress." That's where the work is, as they say.

Mercifully, a front rolled through town tonight. It really cooled things down. The weathercast claims it never got below 75 degrees, but I swear for a whole minute it got down to the upper sixties. That makes all the difference while printing in my garage. Even at night that sucker is like a g.d. oven. Level up, son!

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Radicalbadical

Trey LaVigne, born of woman, proudly models Laser Diagnostix 

product featuring our 'Der Jimi Heinrich Erfahrung' print.

No mere undergarment, Trey is sporting protective gear designed 

to protect its wearer from the ninnies and the twits.

More to come...

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One Brazillion

Tody needs an ad for his July residence at Cafe Brasil, so I whipped up this 18"x6" sucker. Acrylic on heavy stock.

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Deckard Billion

If you don't already know, Rick is a replicant. Gaff's origami unicorn is the tell.

Once again, Laser Diagnostix allows those who don these garments to weed out those

who pretend to know but don't. Conversely, the enigmatic presentation raises questions providing

an opportunity to open dialogue with others on what's important: your favorite movies. Silver half-tone on black. I captured the image with my iPhone using the plastic replica that came with the DVD box set. Scooge.

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How To Say 'See Threepio' in Polish

Obviously, this being a copyrighted image, it is not for sale. Just wanted to show off the results of a little exercise, a practice run you might say, we conducted here at Laser Diagnostix. Oh, some of you dedicated readers out there may notice that we changed from Diagnostics to Diagnostix. This was done for web address purposes considering the Laser Diagnostics domain was already purchased. We like the 'X' better anyway. Right, gang? Right.

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Nature Trail To Hell

Today's entry in the Laser Diagnostix archive...As you may be able to tell, it's for a bachelor party. Even with a few of these suckers (job) under the belt, there is still a long way to go (learning curve), and that's all good. Special thanks to Kevin at River City Graphic Supply for his invaluable guidance! Boo-Yaa! Just a quick reminder, Laser Diagnostix is here for all your one-color t-shirt needs. Give us a call to place an order at (512) 82-PRINT. I'm in your corner.

What a satisfied customer looks like...

Glen Sullivan of Foughel Industries came to visit Laser Diagnostics' Austin location this weekend. Here are some pics of him before and after cutting paint over our Hel design. As you can see he is pleased with the results. Contact Laser Diagnostics through Professor Laser via email at professorlaser@gmail.com for questions about procuring our merch.

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Pure Hel

This is the first piece of merchandise available to the people through Laser Diagnostics. It has been a long time coming and we're super happy with the results. The halftone graphic depicts Rotwang's diabolic creation, Hel, from 1927's Metropolis. It is screened in black ink on a charcoal grey Fruit Of The Loom 100% cotton tee. If you're interested in acquiring Laser Diagnostics merchandise, please e-mail us. 

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Bonus

A custom job for a homie. Orange on black. Boo-Yaa.

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RHS Alternate And Reverse

As promised...

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RHS Reverse

This is the graphic featured on the back of the Jimi shirt...from before. 

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Front And Detail RHS

After wrestling with a quart of chromaline blue for 24 hours, I returned to a dual cure from the same brand.

Much to my relief, things at Laser Diagnostics were again flowing, but not without undergoing acute growing pains. 

Note to self: never again go to print on a job with untried equipment or materials. It cost me a deadline. Onwards...

These shirts are for the German Club at Reagan H.S. in The Houston Heights. This is the front graphic and a detail pic.

We have here a send-up on the JMH debut. The slogan at the bottom translates to "Do you have experience?" taken from Jimi's debut title.

The detail pic highlights Jimi in German garb, donning lederhosen. Originally, the accompanying text on both top and bottom, were in the same 

style as Jimi's original but needed to be changed for compliance with school policy.

Thanks, Mark! There is an alternate German Club shirt I'll have to post tomorrow.

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This just in...

Look into my eye.

A: Every day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I LOVE the Corps!

H: God damn, this floor is freezin'!

A: What do you want me to do, Hudson, fetch your slippers for you?

H: Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.

A: Look into my eye...FALL IN PEOPLE!

http://www.thejonx.org/

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On The Ocean

I still need to build a vacuum table so I can start printing posters! 

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Tank'n'Biggs

This completes another run of diagnostics from Professor Laser. Jams, that is.

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Hornet's Nest

We're busy as a charged particle. Yes sir, the operation is tightening. Even now do we see a fluidity developing as our campaign progresses. Level up. Onward!

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Operation: Ultrawolf

Mission accomplished!

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Hungry...Like Der Wolfen, Jå?

Due to time constraints, I had to split this job in two, so that means next weekend, I'll post on a different set of colors for these shirts. Hot Pink? Maybe Safety Orange? Stay tuned! Although the crummy pictures taken by phone don't allow it, the grey is really a sparkling platinum. As Ultrawolf's guitarist might say, "Put a little blaing on that thang." Whatever. Point being, I resolve to not use the 'cameraphone' for posts, henceforth. So, the first three pics are fairly clear in terms of subject. It is the fourth picture which begs explanation. These are undergarments or colloquially, panties. A front view shows the group's name on the right in yellow. The band's original wolf logo in sparkling platinum on the rear left. A look at an earlier post here in the Laser Archives features the she-wolf artwork produced by none other than the Professor, himself. Me. Final analysis: Much to learn, I still have.

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Vocabularian Nerds

The Jonx commissioned a poster from Laser Diagnostics to promote the release of their latest long-player.

Here is the finished version. 

Enjoin.

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Twisted Sister

My sister is like totally educated in child development and part of the curriculum therein consists of creating a children's book.

She asked me to provide some illustrations for the book. Here are a few of my favorites.

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There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!

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